Crack!fic: A Spoonful of Sugar
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Title: A Spoonful of Sugar
Author:
aibhinn
Rating: G
Character(s): Ten, Rose, and a Very Familiar Face.
Warnings: Crack!fic. Serious, serious crack.
Disclaimer: Nobody could possibly believe I think I own any of the characters portrayed here. At least, I hope not. I certainly don't.
Summary: Sometimes Time Lords—or Ladies—are found in the oddest places.
Author's Note: Apologies for this one. I blame
kynaii for the original plot bunny, but posting it is entirely my fault.
Of all the places and all the people Rose had seen in her travels with the Doctor, this was one she never expected.
"You're telling me Mary Poppins is a Time Lord?" she said, disbelief colouring her voice.
"Time Lady, if you please," Mary Poppins said gently but firmly. She was dressed exactly like Julie Andrews in the movie, down to the hat and the brolly with the parrot-head. "There is a difference, as Romanadvoratrelundur would undoubtedly remind you, were she present."
The Doctor grinned. "That's a dead givaway right there," he told Rose. "Nitpicky to the last, my people."
"A reasonable request for accuracy of nominative is hardly nitpicking." Mary Poppins looked him up and down. "You've changed since last I saw you. No more celery?"
"Celery?" Rose repeated blankly.
"Decorative vegetables were all the rage on Gallifrey, and I was going through a fashionable phase," he said dismissively. "Much more importantly than that—how did you survive the War?"
Mary Poppins sighed. "I was with a family at the time, and the Council didn't know how to find me. They were never able to quite understand why I'm rarely in my TARDIS." She touched her carpetbag fondly, where it sat on the bench beside her.
"That's a TARDIS?" This was just getting too weird, Rose thought.
"Certainly. Not all of them have malfunctioning chameleon circuits, you know." But Mary Poppins' gaze at the Doctor's TARDIS was fond. "I do love the old Type 40s, even if they can be difficult to find parts for. Still, my Type 80 suits my needs, though I haven't needed to translate more than the occasional dog conversation for some time."
Rose grinned suddenly. "That's Andrew, right?" Now they were on familiar ground; she'd watched their copy of the movie so often as a child that the tape had broken and her mum'd had to buy a new one.
Mary Poppins blinked. "Indeed. May I ask how you know?"
"Oh, don't give me that," the Doctor said, rolling his eyes. "You knew exactly what would happen when you talked to that Travers woman."
"I certainly did not." Mary Poppins sniffed. "I had no idea Walter would want to make a film of her story. And I certainly never expected to watch an American comedian make a dreadful attempt at a British accent and dance with animated penguins. Utterly undignified. I'm amazed Mrs. Travers allowed it." She paused, and a gleam appeared in her eyes—a gleam that looked remarkably like humour. "Though I do rather like the whole 'spoonful of sugar' bit. I've quite adopted it as my own."
Rose laughed. "You mean it wasn't?"
"Oh, no doubt I said something similar to it, my dear, but Mrs. Travers had such a way with words. It's one of the reasons I chose to tell my story to her. No-one else could have done it justice."
"Be careful," the Doctor told her, "or you'll get Rose set on meeting Uncle Albert."
Rose's eyes widened. "A tea-party on the ceiling? Oh, I always wanted one of those when I was a kid!"
"I'm afraid Uncle Albert's returned to his home planet," Mary Poppins said. "Things were getting too scientific as the twentieth century progressed, and he could no longer get away with simply being considered 'eccentric.' His safety was at stake." She took in Rose's disappointment and added, "But, of course, we could always have one without him. It's not terribly difficult, really; we just have to adapt the Zero Room to human emotional states. The Doctor and I, of course, can modify our gravitational pull ourselves."
Rose blinked and turned to the Doctor, wide-eyed. He winked at her. "Time Lord superpowers," he told her smugly. "So!" He turned back to Mary Poppins. "Tea it is. Your place or mine? And any chance of cakes with edible ball bearings?"
Author:
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Rating: G
Character(s): Ten, Rose, and a Very Familiar Face.
Warnings: Crack!fic. Serious, serious crack.
Disclaimer: Nobody could possibly believe I think I own any of the characters portrayed here. At least, I hope not. I certainly don't.
Summary: Sometimes Time Lords—or Ladies—are found in the oddest places.
Author's Note: Apologies for this one. I blame
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Of all the places and all the people Rose had seen in her travels with the Doctor, this was one she never expected.
"You're telling me Mary Poppins is a Time Lord?" she said, disbelief colouring her voice.
"Time Lady, if you please," Mary Poppins said gently but firmly. She was dressed exactly like Julie Andrews in the movie, down to the hat and the brolly with the parrot-head. "There is a difference, as Romanadvoratrelundur would undoubtedly remind you, were she present."
The Doctor grinned. "That's a dead givaway right there," he told Rose. "Nitpicky to the last, my people."
"A reasonable request for accuracy of nominative is hardly nitpicking." Mary Poppins looked him up and down. "You've changed since last I saw you. No more celery?"
"Celery?" Rose repeated blankly.
"Decorative vegetables were all the rage on Gallifrey, and I was going through a fashionable phase," he said dismissively. "Much more importantly than that—how did you survive the War?"
Mary Poppins sighed. "I was with a family at the time, and the Council didn't know how to find me. They were never able to quite understand why I'm rarely in my TARDIS." She touched her carpetbag fondly, where it sat on the bench beside her.
"That's a TARDIS?" This was just getting too weird, Rose thought.
"Certainly. Not all of them have malfunctioning chameleon circuits, you know." But Mary Poppins' gaze at the Doctor's TARDIS was fond. "I do love the old Type 40s, even if they can be difficult to find parts for. Still, my Type 80 suits my needs, though I haven't needed to translate more than the occasional dog conversation for some time."
Rose grinned suddenly. "That's Andrew, right?" Now they were on familiar ground; she'd watched their copy of the movie so often as a child that the tape had broken and her mum'd had to buy a new one.
Mary Poppins blinked. "Indeed. May I ask how you know?"
"Oh, don't give me that," the Doctor said, rolling his eyes. "You knew exactly what would happen when you talked to that Travers woman."
"I certainly did not." Mary Poppins sniffed. "I had no idea Walter would want to make a film of her story. And I certainly never expected to watch an American comedian make a dreadful attempt at a British accent and dance with animated penguins. Utterly undignified. I'm amazed Mrs. Travers allowed it." She paused, and a gleam appeared in her eyes—a gleam that looked remarkably like humour. "Though I do rather like the whole 'spoonful of sugar' bit. I've quite adopted it as my own."
Rose laughed. "You mean it wasn't?"
"Oh, no doubt I said something similar to it, my dear, but Mrs. Travers had such a way with words. It's one of the reasons I chose to tell my story to her. No-one else could have done it justice."
"Be careful," the Doctor told her, "or you'll get Rose set on meeting Uncle Albert."
Rose's eyes widened. "A tea-party on the ceiling? Oh, I always wanted one of those when I was a kid!"
"I'm afraid Uncle Albert's returned to his home planet," Mary Poppins said. "Things were getting too scientific as the twentieth century progressed, and he could no longer get away with simply being considered 'eccentric.' His safety was at stake." She took in Rose's disappointment and added, "But, of course, we could always have one without him. It's not terribly difficult, really; we just have to adapt the Zero Room to human emotional states. The Doctor and I, of course, can modify our gravitational pull ourselves."
Rose blinked and turned to the Doctor, wide-eyed. He winked at her. "Time Lord superpowers," he told her smugly. "So!" He turned back to Mary Poppins. "Tea it is. Your place or mine? And any chance of cakes with edible ball bearings?"
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Date: 2008-01-06 06:45 am (UTC)Thank you for that giggle. :)
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-01-06 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 08:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 06:53 am (UTC)Fabulous wee fic.
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 06:58 am (UTC)It also explains Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:25 pm (UTC)Thank you! (Now talk to Uncle Rusty and tell him he needs to give me a job at the BBC!) :D
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Date: 2008-01-06 06:58 am (UTC)KynII says:
hey
Lissa says:
Hey
Lissa says:
I'm trying to write three different things, and none are working
KynII says:
I was watching Mary Poppins with my mom, I've come to the conclusion that she is a timelord
KynII says:
her bag is bigger on the inside
Lissa says:
Yes! I totally agree!
KynII says:
she has powerful mental abilites capable of mass hypnosis
KynII says:
and she knows aliens
Lissa says:
I told my sister: "It's a TARDIS bag!"
KynII says:
ie, uncle albert
Lissa says:
Yes
KynII says:
and she has a tardis translating dog
Lissa says:
and can talk to animals
Lissa says:
lol
Lissa says:
wonder if we can get RTD to acknowledge that movie as canon?
KynII says:
and she is tied into the Angel network somehow which explains the floating
KynII says:
AND im sure her talking umbrella is her version of K-9
Lissa says:
undoubtedly
KynII says:
now that we have that settled
KynII says:
what is your problem?
KynII says:
or you could write a Doctor Who/Mary Poppins crossover
Lissa says:
distractedness
Lissa says:
NO NO NO NO NO!!
Lissa says:
NO MORE PLOT BUNNIES!!
Lissa says:
not if you ever want to see your post-Dame Rose Tyler fic.
KynII says:
I think Nine would be properly irritated
Lissa says:
You're going to kill me
Lissa says:
you really are
Lissa says:
fuck fuck fuck
KynII says:
tell you what, share it with Gina
Lissa says:
Oh, God. Now I can SEE Chris Eccleston facing down wasshername
Lissa says:
He's all Oncoming Storm, and she's smiling serenely up at him
KynII says:
Or her being very irritated with Ten
Lissa says:
damn damn damn damn
Lissa says:
*pounding head on back of sofa*
KynII says:
/whistles innocently
Lissa says:
Not funny.
Lissa says:
I'm writing now, darn you
KynII says:
your story? or mary poppins?
Lissa says:
Mary Poppins
KynII says:
lol
Lissa says:
and it's YOUR FAULT
Lissa says:
and i am SOOOOO blaming this on you
KynII says:
kk
Lissa says:
You'll see it when it's done
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:26 pm (UTC)I'm really glad you suggested this to me, for all my swearing and grousing last night. It's fun! *hugs*
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Date: 2008-01-06 06:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 08:27 pm (UTC)So glad you enjoyed the story!
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Date: 2008-01-06 07:08 am (UTC)Ages back, somebody brought this up for one reason or another in the comments at
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:28 pm (UTC)So glad you enjoyed the fic! :D
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Date: 2008-01-06 07:24 am (UTC)Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! A nice treat to read at 2:30 in the morning. And the Doctor's last line is just priceless. Thanks for the great read!
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 07:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 08:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 09:07 am (UTC)And now I want to watch Mary Poppins. Damn.
"Cream of the crop, tip of the top, is Mary Poppins, and there we stop!"
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:31 pm (UTC)Hee, that's my favorite scene! *g*
So glad you enjoyed the fic--I had a marvellous time writing it. :) Thanks for reviewing!
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Date: 2008-01-06 09:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 08:32 pm (UTC)So glad you enjoyed the fic--thank you!
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Date: 2008-01-06 10:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 08:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 10:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 08:39 pm (UTC)SO glad you enjoyed the fic!
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Date: 2008-01-06 11:02 am (UTC)Mind if I friend you - I do seem to rec your fics to people an awful lot?!!!?
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 11:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 08:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 01:03 pm (UTC)IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:41 pm (UTC)Thank you so much!
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Date: 2008-01-06 01:12 pm (UTC)Can you imagine I discovered crackfics hardly one year ago ? I especially love the Whofics (might have to, er, catharsize the whole emotional deal) and I'm a complete nutter for literary referencies. Alas.
The thing is, the original books are not a childhood reference in France ; but every normal (female) person by the age of twenty-something has seen the film about thirty times a month until (her) fifteen birthday. Yeah. Something like that.
So this is totally a love declaration : I love you-love you-love you ! I'm even more anglophilling right now, if possible :)
Merci !
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 01:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 08:43 pm (UTC)So glad you've enjoyed the fic!
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Date: 2008-01-06 01:39 pm (UTC)...I hadn't had the exact same thought about her carpetbag. Although, I was going for the similarities between the carpetbag and the Doctor's pockets.
Simply brilliant, as is all your work.
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 01:50 pm (UTC)LordLady.no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 08:45 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2008-01-06 02:23 pm (UTC)Alright, so Santa and Mary Poppins are Time People. Anyone else?
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Date: 2008-01-06 03:07 pm (UTC)(Nicolas Sarkozy might be a Dalek, though.)
Some fic authors have been pretending that Tolkien was a Time Lord ; I stand persuaded that Terry Pratchett is one. But to me, JK Rowling is a human, whatever that may mean ;)
Do you think Russel T. Davies is a Time Lord himself ?
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Date: 2008-01-06 04:06 pm (UTC)Then Mr. gin made me turn it because it was frightening him.
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:48 pm (UTC)So glad you enjoyed the fic!
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Date: 2008-01-06 05:24 pm (UTC)Seriously? Thank you. You just made my day :-D
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 05:49 pm (UTC)"Not all of them have malfunctioning chameleon circuits, you know." But Mary Poppins' gaze at the Doctor's TARDIS was fond. "I do love the old Type 40s, even if they can be difficult to find parts for. Still, my Type 80 suits my needs, though I haven't needed to translate more than the occasional dog conversation for some time."
HAHAHAHAHA! I love it!
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-06 06:21 pm (UTC)Fantastic read, thank you! :)
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Date: 2008-01-06 08:51 pm (UTC)